Trump Molests Collies
Established 1993
Owner: Warren Allen
Since 2003
Since 2003
1993
1994
1995
2007
2011
2012
2018
2022
2022 Schedule
| Week 1 | TIE | vs MeggaMen | 34 - 34 |
| Week 2 | LOSS | vs Fighting Squirrels | 33 - 65 |
| Week 3 | WIN | vs Norsemen | 56 - 25 |
| Week 4 | WIN | vs Richard's Lionhearts | 45 - 31 |
| Week 5 | WIN | vs Sacks on the Beach | 19 - 0 |
| Week 6 | WIN | vs Gallic Warriors | 17 - 0 |
| Week 7 | LOSS | vs Sean Taylor's Ashes | 18 - 34 |
| Week 8 | WIN | vs Fighting Squirrels | 42 - 32 |
| Week 9 | WIN | vs Crusaders | 38 - 29 |
| Week 10 | LOSS | vs Gallic Warriors | 19 - 36 |
| Week 11 | LOSS | vs Testudos Revenge | 12 - 53 |
| Week 12 | WIN | vs Amish Electricians | 22 - 1 |
| Week 13 | WIN | vs British Bulldogs | 12 - 11 |
| Week 14 | LOSS | vs Crusaders | 19 - 29 |
| Playoffs | WIN | vs Norsemen | 45 - 41 |
| Championship | WIN | vs MeggaMen | 48 - 42 |