2026 Schedule

Week 1 | Week 2 | Week 3 | Week 4 | Week 5 | Week 6 | Week 7 | Week 8 | Week 9 | Week 10 | Week 11 | Week 12 | Week 13 | Week 14 | Playoffs | Toilet Bowl | Championship

Week 1

Wednesday, September 9
Norsemen vs NASA Tuesdays
Rocky Mountain Oysters vs MeggaMen
Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing vs Amish Electricians
Omar's Coming vs Richard's Lionhearts
Crusaders vs Trump Molests Collies
Gallic Warriors vs Sacks on the Beach

Week 2

Thursday, September 17
Norsemen vs Sacks on the Beach
Crusaders vs MeggaMen
Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing vs Richard's Lionhearts
Amish Electricians vs Rocky Mountain Oysters
Omar's Coming vs NASA Tuesdays
Gallic Warriors vs Trump Molests Collies

Week 3

Thursday, September 24
Rocky Mountain Oysters vs Omar's Coming
Gallic Warriors vs MeggaMen
Amish Electricians vs Richard's Lionhearts
NASA Tuesdays vs Trump Molests Collies
Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing vs Norsemen
Crusaders vs Sacks on the Beach

Week 4

Thursday, October 1
Amish Electricians vs Trump Molests Collies
MeggaMen vs Sacks on the Beach
Rocky Mountain Oysters vs NASA Tuesdays
Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing vs Gallic Warriors
Crusaders vs Richard's Lionhearts
Norsemen vs Omar's Coming

Week 5

Thursday, October 8
NFL Byes: Carolina, Kansas City
Rocky Mountain Oysters vs Crusaders
Norsemen vs Richard's Lionhearts
Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing vs Sacks on the Beach
Amish Electricians vs NASA Tuesdays
MeggaMen vs Trump Molests Collies
Gallic Warriors vs Omar's Coming

Week 6

Thursday, October 15
NFL Byes: Cincinnati, Detroit, Miami, Minnesota
Rocky Mountain Oysters vs Norsemen
Gallic Warriors vs Richard's Lionhearts
MeggaMen vs NASA Tuesdays
Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing vs Trump Molests Collies
Amish Electricians vs Crusaders
Omar's Coming vs Sacks on the Beach

Week 7

Thursday, October 22
NFL Byes: Buffalo, Jacksonville, Los Angeles Chargers, Washington
Richard's Lionhearts vs Trump Molests Collies
Crusaders vs NASA Tuesdays
Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing vs MeggaMen
Rocky Mountain Oysters vs Sacks on the Beach
Norsemen vs Omar's Coming
Amish Electricians vs Gallic Warriors

Week 8

Thursday, October 29
NFL Byes: Houston, New Orleans, New York Giants, San Francisco
Amish Electricians vs Trump Molests Collies
Crusaders vs Gallic Warriors
Norsemen vs NASA Tuesdays
Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing vs Sacks on the Beach
MeggaMen vs Omar's Coming
Rocky Mountain Oysters vs Richard's Lionhearts

Week 9

Thursday, November 5
NFL Byes: Pittsburgh, Tennessee
Amish Electricians vs Omar's Coming
Sacks on the Beach vs Trump Molests Collies
Rocky Mountain Oysters vs MeggaMen
Gallic Warriors vs Norsemen
Richard's Lionhearts vs NASA Tuesdays
Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing vs Crusaders

Week 10

Thursday, November 12
NFL Byes: Chicago, Denver, Philadelphia, Tampa Bay
MeggaMen vs Richard's Lionhearts
Amish Electricians vs Sacks on the Beach
Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing vs NASA Tuesdays
Norsemen vs Trump Molests Collies
Crusaders vs Omar's Coming
Rocky Mountain Oysters vs Gallic Warriors

Week 11

Thursday, November 19
NFL Byes: Atlanta, Cleveland, Green Bay, Los Angeles Rams, New England, Seattle
Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing vs Rocky Mountain Oysters
Richard's Lionhearts vs Sacks on the Beach
Amish Electricians vs MeggaMen
Gallic Warriors vs NASA Tuesdays
Omar's Coming vs Trump Molests Collies
Crusaders vs Norsemen

Week 12

Thursday, November 26
MeggaMen vs Norsemen
Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing vs Omar's Coming
Richard's Lionhearts vs NASA Tuesdays
Rocky Mountain Oysters vs Sacks on the Beach
Amish Electricians vs Crusaders
Gallic Warriors vs Trump Molests Collies

Week 13

Thursday, December 3
NFL Byes: Baltimore, Indianapolis, Las Vegas, New York Jets
Sacks on the Beach vs NASA Tuesdays
Crusaders vs Gallic Warriors
Rocky Mountain Oysters vs Trump Molests Collies
Omar's Coming vs Richard's Lionhearts
Amish Electricians vs Norsemen
Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing vs MeggaMen

Week 14

Thursday, December 10
NFL Byes: Arizona, Dallas
Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing vs Rocky Mountain Oysters
Norsemen vs Richard's Lionhearts
MeggaMen vs Sacks on the Beach
Crusaders vs Trump Molests Collies
Omar's Coming vs NASA Tuesdays
Amish Electricians vs Gallic Warriors

Playoffs

Thursday, December 17
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Toilet Bowl

Thursday, December 17
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Championship

Thursday, December 24
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