2025 Schedule
| Week 1 | |||||
| Thursday, September 4 | |||||
| Richard's Lionhearts | 49 | Trump Molests Collies | 28 | ||
| Sacks on the Beach | 24 | MeggaMen | 3 | ||
| Amish Electricians | 32 | British Bulldogs | 4 | ||
| Norsemen | 31 | Testudos Revenge | 20 | ||
| Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | 38 | Crusaders | 34 | ||
| Gallic Warriors | 28 | Omar's Coming | 12 | ||
| Week 2 | |||||
| Thursday, September 11 | |||||
| Trump Molests Collies | 23 | British Bulldogs | 0 | ||
| Norsemen | 72 | Richard's Lionhearts | 37 | ||
| Sacks on the Beach | 78 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | 27 | ||
| Amish Electricians | 20 | MeggaMen | 3 | ||
| Crusaders | 16 | Omar's Coming | 6 | ||
| Gallic Warriors | 60 | Testudos Revenge | 50 | ||
| Week 3 | |||||
| Thursday, September 18 | |||||
| MeggaMen | 23 | British Bulldogs | 8 | ||
| Sacks on the Beach | 39 | Trump Molests Collies | 20 | ||
| Richard's Lionhearts | 27 | Omar's Coming | 7 | ||
| Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | 38 | Gallic Warriors | 23 | ||
| Crusaders | 34 | Norsemen | 1 | ||
| Amish Electricians | 42 | Testudos Revenge | 20 | ||
| Week 4 | |||||
| Thursday, September 25 | |||||
| British Bulldogs | 49 | Omar's Coming | 6 | ||
| MeggaMen | 51 | Richard's Lionhearts | 49 | ||
| Crusaders | 95 | Gallic Warriors | 39 | ||
| Amish Electricians | 34 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | 0 | ||
| Norsemen | 65 | Trump Molests Collies | 26 | ||
| Testudos Revenge | 27 | Sacks on the Beach | 16 | ||
| Week 5 | |||||
| Thursday, October 2 | |||||
| NFL Byes: Atlanta, Chicago, Green Bay, Pittsburgh | |||||
| Norsemen | 60 | Sacks on the Beach | 0 | ||
| Testudos Revenge | 39 | Omar's Coming | 17 | ||
| British Bulldogs | 31 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | 0 | ||
| Crusaders | 70 | Richard's Lionhearts | 34 | ||
| MeggaMen | 64 | Trump Molests Collies | 33 | ||
| Amish Electricians | 42 | Gallic Warriors | 19 | ||
| Week 6 | |||||
| Thursday, October 9 | |||||
| NFL Byes: Houston, Minnesota | |||||
| Sacks on the Beach | 47 | Amish Electricians | 0 | ||
| MeggaMen | 41 | Omar's Coming | 24 | ||
| British Bulldogs | 56 | Crusaders | 27 | ||
| Norsemen | 39 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | 27 | ||
| Richard's Lionhearts | 86 | Testudos Revenge | 0 | ||
| Gallic Warriors | 46 | Trump Molests Collies | 30 | ||
| Week 7 | |||||
| Thursday, October 16 | |||||
| NFL Byes: Baltimore, Buffalo | |||||
| Amish Electricians | 50 | Trump Molests Collies | 9 | ||
| Richard's Lionhearts | 56 | Sacks on the Beach | 23 | ||
| Gallic Warriors | 59 | Crusaders | 28 | ||
| MeggaMen | 49 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | 0 | ||
| Testudos Revenge | 79 | British Bulldogs | 42 | ||
| Norsemen | 68 | Omar's Coming | 14 | ||
| Week 8 | |||||
| Thursday, October 23 | |||||
| NFL Byes: Arizona, Detroit, Jacksonville, Las Vegas, Los Angeles Rams, Seattle | |||||
| MeggaMen | 48 | Gallic Warriors | 26 | ||
| Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | 59 | Richard's Lionhearts | 48 | ||
| Omar's Coming | 7 | Testudos Revenge | 0 | ||
| British Bulldogs | 58 | Sacks on the Beach | 42 | ||
| Norsemen | 59 | Amish Electricians | 54 | ||
| Trump Molests Collies | 67 | Crusaders | 0 | ||
| Week 9 | |||||
| Thursday, October 30 | |||||
| NFL Byes: Cleveland, New York Jets, Philadelphia, Tampa Bay | |||||
| Trump Molests Collies | 88 | Testudos Revenge | 8 | ||
| Crusaders | 52 | MeggaMen | 41 | ||
| Sacks on the Beach | 46 | Omar's Coming | 27 | ||
| Richard's Lionhearts | 56 | Amish Electricians | 35 | ||
| Norsemen | 33 | Gallic Warriors | 15 | ||
| Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | 46 | British Bulldogs | 0 | ||
| Week 10 | |||||
| Thursday, November 6 | |||||
| NFL Byes: Cincinnati, Dallas, Kansas City, Tennessee | |||||
| Richard's Lionhearts | 53 | British Bulldogs | 50 | ||
| Norsemen | 69 | Testudos Revenge | 48 | ||
| MeggaMen | 28 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | 2 | ||
| Trump Molests Collies | 32 | Omar's Coming | 8 | ||
| Amish Electricians | 61 | Crusaders | 18 | ||
| Gallic Warriors | 25 | Sacks on the Beach | 20 | ||
| Week 11 | |||||
| Thursday, November 13 | |||||
| NFL Byes: Indianapolis, New Orleans | |||||
| Norsemen | 26 | MeggaMen | 0 | ||
| Trump Molests Collies | 54 | Amish Electricians | 7 | ||
| Gallic Warriors | 55 | British Bulldogs | 8 | ||
| Richard's Lionhearts | 32 | Omar's Coming | 15 | ||
| Testudos Revenge | 13 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | 7 | ||
| Crusaders | 44 | Sacks on the Beach | 43 | ||
| Week 12 | |||||
| Thursday, November 20 | |||||
| NFL Byes: Denver, Los Angeles Chargers, Miami, Washington | |||||
| Norsemen | 51 | British Bulldogs | 0 | ||
| Amish Electricians | 22 | Omar's Coming | 0 | ||
| MeggaMen | 69 | Sacks on the Beach | 32 | ||
| Richard's Lionhearts | 36 | Gallic Warriors | 20 | ||
| Testudos Revenge | 58 | Crusaders | 18 | ||
| Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | 13 | Trump Molests Collies | 0 | ||
| Week 13 | |||||
| Thursday, November 27 | |||||
| Norsemen | 30 | Richard's Lionhearts | 6 | ||
| Omar's Coming | 41 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | 4 | ||
| Sacks on the Beach | 69 | British Bulldogs | 40 | ||
| Crusaders | 47 | Amish Electricians | 13 | ||
| MeggaMen | 28 | Testudos Revenge | 6 | ||
| Gallic Warriors | 60 | Trump Molests Collies | 14 | ||
| Week 14 | |||||
| Thursday, December 4 | |||||
| NFL Byes: Carolina, New England, New York Giants, San Francisco | |||||
| MeggaMen | 3 | British Bulldogs | 0 | ||
| Sacks on the Beach | 35 | Aint Nothing But a Jew Thing | 22 | ||
| Trump Molests Collies | 73 | Crusaders | 20 | ||
| Richard's Lionhearts | 83 | Testudos Revenge | 31 | ||
| Norsemen | 20 | Omar's Coming | 0 | ||
| Gallic Warriors | 46 | Amish Electricians | 8 | ||
| Playoffs | |||||
| Thursday, December 11 | |||||
| MeggaMen | vs | Richard's Lionhearts | |||
| Norsemen | vs | Gallic Warriors | |||
| Toilet Bowl | |||||
| Thursday, December 11 | |||||
| Omar's Coming | vs | British Bulldogs | |||
| Championship | |||||
| Thursday, December 18 | |||||
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