2019 Schedule
| Week 1 | |||||
| Thursday, September 5 | |||||
| NFL Byes: Las Vegas | |||||
| Gallic Warriors | 22 | Crusaders | 14 | ||
| Trump Molests Collies | 40 | Fighting Squirrels | 11 | ||
| Sean Taylor's Ashes | 52 | Richard's Lionhearts | 21 | ||
| British Bulldogs | 52 | Amish Electricians | 6 | ||
| Norsemen | 84 | Testudos Revenge | 40 | ||
| Sacks on the Beach | 74 | MeggaMen | 35 | ||
| Week 2 | |||||
| Thursday, September 12 | |||||
| NFL Byes: Las Vegas | |||||
| Richard's Lionhearts | 35 | MeggaMen | 29 | ||
| Norsemen | 50 | Fighting Squirrels | 24 | ||
| Crusaders | 40 | Sacks on the Beach | 15 | ||
| Amish Electricians | 29 | Gallic Warriors | 6 | ||
| Trump Molests Collies | 29 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | 7 | ||
| Testudos Revenge | 33 | British Bulldogs | 15 | ||
| Week 3 | |||||
| Thursday, September 19 | |||||
| NFL Byes: Las Vegas | |||||
| Fighting Squirrels | 70 | Sacks on the Beach | 57 | ||
| Richard's Lionhearts | 36 | Trump Molests Collies | 28 | ||
| Gallic Warriors | 26 | British Bulldogs | 14 | ||
| Amish Electricians | 6 | Crusaders | 0 | ||
| Norsemen | 60 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | 17 | ||
| MeggaMen | 54 | Testudos Revenge | 34 | ||
| Week 4 | |||||
| Thursday, September 26 | |||||
| NFL Byes: Las Vegas, New York Jets, San Francisco | |||||
| Trump Molests Collies | 47 | Norsemen | 41 | ||
| Sacks on the Beach | 20 | British Bulldogs | 0 | ||
| Amish Electricians | 41 | Richard's Lionhearts | 17 | ||
| Testudos Revenge | 36 | Gallic Warriors | 6 | ||
| Sean Taylor's Ashes | 35 | Fighting Squirrels | 18 | ||
| Crusaders | 47 | MeggaMen | 18 | ||
| Week 5 | |||||
| Thursday, October 3 | |||||
| NFL Byes: Detroit, Las Vegas, Miami | |||||
| Sacks on the Beach | 69 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | 15 | ||
| Fighting Squirrels | 58 | Testudos Revenge | 0 | ||
| Richard's Lionhearts | 82 | British Bulldogs | 77 | ||
| MeggaMen | 76 | Amish Electricians | 34 | ||
| Norsemen | 54 | Gallic Warriors | 30 | ||
| Trump Molests Collies | 72 | Crusaders | 51 | ||
| Week 6 | |||||
| Thursday, October 10 | |||||
| NFL Byes: Buffalo, Chicago, Indianapolis, Las Vegas | |||||
| Testudos Revenge | 46 | Richard's Lionhearts | 14 | ||
| MeggaMen | 68 | Fighting Squirrels | 0 | ||
| Sean Taylor's Ashes | 40 | Amish Electricians | 24 | ||
| Crusaders | 45 | British Bulldogs | 41 | ||
| Norsemen | 62 | Sacks on the Beach | 19 | ||
| Trump Molests Collies | 23 | Gallic Warriors | 0 | ||
| Week 7 | |||||
| Thursday, October 17 | |||||
| NFL Byes: Carolina, Cleveland, Las Vegas, Pittsburgh, Tampa Bay | |||||
| Norsemen | 23 | Richard's Lionhearts | 8 | ||
| Crusaders | 53 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | 4 | ||
| Gallic Warriors | 18 | Sacks on the Beach | 0 | ||
| Amish Electricians | 23 | Fighting Squirrels | 1 | ||
| MeggaMen | 26 | Trump Molests Collies | 0 | ||
| Testudos Revenge | 49 | British Bulldogs | 26 | ||
| Week 8 | |||||
| Thursday, October 24 | |||||
| NFL Byes: Baltimore, Dallas, Las Vegas | |||||
| Norsemen | 58 | British Bulldogs | 11 | ||
| Sean Taylor's Ashes | 33 | MeggaMen | 14 | ||
| Testudos Revenge | 33 | Sacks on the Beach | 13 | ||
| Gallic Warriors | 47 | Fighting Squirrels | 0 | ||
| Crusaders | 76 | Richard's Lionhearts | 16 | ||
| Trump Molests Collies | 77 | Amish Electricians | 26 | ||
| Week 9 | |||||
| Thursday, October 31 | |||||
| NFL Byes: Atlanta, Cincinnati, Las Vegas, Los Angeles Rams, New Orleans | |||||
| Crusaders | 21 | Fighting Squirrels | 2 | ||
| Richard's Lionhearts | 32 | Gallic Warriors | 17 | ||
| Sacks on the Beach | 58 | Trump Molests Collies | 50 | ||
| Amish Electricians | 66 | Norsemen | 49 | ||
| British Bulldogs | 66 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | 35 | ||
| Testudos Revenge | 20 | MeggaMen | 12 | ||
| Week 10 | |||||
| Thursday, November 7 | |||||
| NFL Byes: Denver, Houston, Jacksonville, Las Vegas, New England, Philadelphia, Washington | |||||
| Fighting Squirrels | 65 | Trump Molests Collies | 8 | ||
| Richard's Lionhearts | 11 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | 9 | ||
| Sacks on the Beach | 44 | British Bulldogs | 6 | ||
| MeggaMen | 45 | Gallic Warriors | 0 | ||
| Testudos Revenge | 1 | Amish Electricians | 0 | ||
| Crusaders | 56 | Norsemen | 26 | ||
| Week 11 | |||||
| Thursday, November 14 | |||||
| NFL Byes: Green Bay, Las Vegas, New York Giants, Seattle, Tennessee | |||||
| Norsemen | 88 | Richard's Lionhearts | 25 | ||
| MeggaMen | 58 | British Bulldogs | 0 | ||
| Amish Electricians | 63 | Sacks on the Beach | 0 | ||
| Fighting Squirrels | 52 | Gallic Warriors | 26 | ||
| Testudos Revenge | 29 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | 21 | ||
| Crusaders | 5 | Trump Molests Collies | 0 | ||
| Week 12 | |||||
| Thursday, November 21 | |||||
| NFL Byes: Arizona, Kansas City, Las Vegas, Los Angeles Chargers, Minnesota | |||||
| Gallic Warriors | 19 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | 18 | ||
| Trump Molests Collies | 24 | British Bulldogs | 23 | ||
| Richard's Lionhearts | 16 | Fighting Squirrels | 0 | ||
| Norsemen | 80 | Amish Electricians | 29 | ||
| MeggaMen | 52 | Sacks on the Beach | 0 | ||
| Testudos Revenge | 23 | Crusaders | 10 | ||
| Week 13 | |||||
| Thursday, November 28 | |||||
| NFL Byes: Las Vegas | |||||
| Crusaders | 38 | Gallic Warriors | 13 | ||
| Testudos Revenge | 35 | Trump Molests Collies | 12 | ||
| Norsemen | 46 | MeggaMen | 36 | ||
| Richard's Lionhearts | 33 | Sacks on the Beach | 18 | ||
| Amish Electricians | 20 | Sean Taylor's Ashes | 7 | ||
| Fighting Squirrels | 24 | British Bulldogs | 19 | ||
| Week 14 | |||||
| Thursday, December 5 | |||||
| NFL Byes: Las Vegas | |||||
| MeggaMen | 61 | British Bulldogs | 17 | ||
| Crusaders | 16 | Fighting Squirrels | 15 | ||
| Testudos Revenge | 37 | Sacks on the Beach | 5 | ||
| Richard's Lionhearts | 23 | Amish Electricians | 14 | ||
| Sean Taylor's Ashes | 44 | Norsemen | 16 | ||
| Gallic Warriors | 57 | Trump Molests Collies | 29 | ||
| Playoffs | |||||
| Thursday, December 12 | |||||
| NFL Byes: Las Vegas | |||||
| Testudos Revenge | 80 | Richard's Lionhearts | 16 | ||
| Norsemen | 123 | Crusaders | 7 | ||
| Toilet Bowl | |||||
| Thursday, December 12 | |||||
| NFL Byes: Las Vegas | |||||
| Fighting Squirrels | 34 | British Bulldogs | 8 | ||
| Championship | |||||
| Thursday, December 19 | |||||
| NFL Byes: Las Vegas | |||||
| Norsemen | 114 | Testudos Revenge | 23 | ||